Sunday, 3 March 2013

KATIE PRICELESS

Here at the house of SHOTP, any story regarding Katie Price/Jordan is usually avoided as it sends us all into a deep coma for at least six weeks.

However, some higher power was urging me to read the front page of The Sun on the day it was announced she'd married some random man she'd dragged off the street. The quote at the end did not dissapoint:



Any person within a 50 mile radius of Katie Price with a name beginning with K should just be thankful this fella took a bullet for mankind.

On a similar note, I think this girl below has been taking notes off Ms. Price. Please note, this appeared in Dear Deirdre in JANUARY:



It's never too soon, sweetie. If I were you, I'd start buying your own coffins and carving your joint gravestone ASAP; there's just no such thing as 'rushing stuff'.

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