I feel Coleen didn't really address this problem efficiently, therefore I've formulated my own reply:
Dear mother of pervert child,
I am sorry to hear of your son's boob grabbing habit, though I don't think this is something he will simply grow out of.
I feel as he gets older, these gropey tendancies will become a celebrated part of his personality as it seems obvious to me that he is hero-worshipping Harry Styles. He will be the envy of his friends as he parades his cougar girlfriends (who are probably older than you) around.
You need to look at the bright side: it seems unlikely your son will become a paedophile, which must be a massive relief for you! For every Caroline Flack he brings home in the future, he may even bring back a Taylor Swift, which is no mean feat since he'll be punching well above his weight.
So embrace it - in fact, you have the insider knowledge about what older ladies like to mould your son into the ultimate cougar dater.
Good luck!
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