As it's Halloween, it's only right that we have a spooky-themed article to frighten us to buggery.
Hanging around in graveyards is just soooo 90's now, you have to get in on the action, as these brave heroes did:
If you're unable to purchase your own haunted B&B, there's another way you can authentically make your house haunted for the purpose of selling pics to the press. Here are my top tips:
1. Smudge your camera lens with your non-clean fingers.
2. Snap away.
3. Sell your ghostly snaps to The Sun, or any other newspaper that is gullible. Bask in the glory of your massively interesting life.
