It's the question on everybody's lips, if it isn't the fault of homosexuals, then who is to blame for the floods??
Is it God?
No, because the guy probably doesn't exist. Even if he did, he's probably got better things to think about. Like completing Angry Birds.
How about Eric Pickles?
He wasn't exactly known for being into rain dances, or indeed any dancing at all, so no.
What about immigrants/foreigners?
No, the Daily Mail fucking wish they did though. Otherwise their sorry paper wouldn't exist.
Are you sure it isn't the gays?
I obviously must've missed the bit where Stephen Fry, Graham Norton, Alan Carr, Louis Spence, and Clare Balding all joined forces to create an unfavourable weather front.
After much pondering, I think I have the answer. I know what is to blame for flooding.
RAIN.
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